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Success is most often achieved by those who don't know that failure in inevitable.
The best ideas come as joke. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not.
Try not to become a man of success. Rather become a man of value.
Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?
The things we know best are the things we haven;t been taught.
Love is always bestowed as a gift. Freely, willingly and expectation. We don't love to be loved: we love to love.
You Are My Best Friend As Well As My Lover, And I Do Not Know Which Side Of You I Enjoy The Most. I Treasure Each Side, Just As I Have Treasured Our Life Together.
Expect The Best Prepare For The Worst. Capitalize On What Comes.
The Best Way To Keep One's Word Is Not TO Give It.
Let Us Always Meet Each Other With Smiloe, For The Smile Is The Beginning Of Love.
Every Time I See An Adult On A BiCycle, I no longer Despair For The Future Of The Human Race.
Behind Every Greate Man Is A Woman Rolling Her Eyes.
As I Get Older, I Just Prefer To Knit
The Only True Wisdom Is In Knowing You Know Nothing.
I Never Drink Water Because Of The Disgusting Things That Fish Do In It.
If You Tell The Truth, You Don't Have To Remember Anything.
The Best Revenge Is Massive Success.
The Meeting Of Two Personalities Is Like The Contact Of Two Chemical Substances: If There Is Any Reaction, Both Are Transformed.
Always End The Name Of Your Child With A Vowel, So That When You Yell The Name Will Carry.